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Your German family has schooled you on the fact that those cute leather shorts you imagined your husband wearing as a young boy are actually Bavarian, and not typical elsewhere in the country.
Which is disappointing, because they are really adorable. According to folklore, good kids get their stockings filled.
By: Marina Iakovleva (/ @Marinadating ) For those single women who heading to Europe and looking forward to casual flirting, a vacation fling or even a deep, meaningful connection with a European man, check out some tips on getting close and personal without the confusion so often caused by a culture gap!
German men are not particularly known as the Casanovas of Europe.
Some Germans be convinced to don more modest beachwear. What Americans call bread is an abomination to them. And for those days when your digestive system is a little…let’s say, plugged up, you know from your mother-in-law that sauerkraut is the cure for all stomach ailments.
But for most, there’s no convincing them that less is not more. For Germans, beer is water, barley, hops, and yeast. It doesn’t matter what else is going on — everything is put on pause for the traditional coffee-and-cake break in the late afternoon. Even though Jurgen Klinsman is now the coach of the US national soccer team, the Germans can’t stop obsessing about him.
Whatever their reaction is, you learn to crank it up a few notches in your interpretation. What we Americans consider friendly small talk, Germans find a waste of time.Awkward and robotic, they need to down lots of beer before they can even think of initiating a conversation with a woman, and by then they are in no shape to stand straight. If you want to meet a German man, the best bet is to actually just make the move yourself.Oh, and you should probably leave the subtlety out the door.Or at least, you pretend that you can tell, and you agree with them that Austrians talk funny. Through trial and error, you’ve learned that getting dinner ready doesn’t mean sipping a glass of wine while you casually cook and chat.You prepare your dishes with a chef’s precision, making sure everything is piping hot on the table at 6pm sharp.